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lg 3 bln blk tanah melayu.
pastu pose n raya.
pas raya interview.
pastu kejer kot.

b4 interview ade la 2 3 bulan yg free.
ermmm...
time ni mst dgunekan dgn berhikmah. hehe.

bulan pose tlg member bisnes air.
bole la dpt wet skit nak beli bunga api time raya.
tp raya kali ni kompem anak2 buah mintak duit raya.
adoyai...
"ajuhhhh abg nyer baju raya pon nenek ko yg ks wet".
erm tp2 bdk mne paham.
diorang ingt aku hilang g kejer kot kat obersea kot.
so bdk ni nyer mentality org dah kejer kne ks wet kat bdk sekola.
x aci btol, eden bolom kojorrr...
kalo 2 3 org xper...ckup 1 team bola, subs pon 10 org...huhu..
if sorang singgit ble consider...tp baper ingit duit raya skang?
time aku bdk2 dolu2 singt dah ok la tu...
tp last raya dgr adik aku dpt 10ringt sorang...wooooooooooo...
koyak-soyak la camni.
so nak x nak kne la cr duit.

nak wat per?

time is too short...
camner nk cr wet?
nk bisnes, adoyai...
aku takot btol kne tipu lg...
dah la duit yg ade ckup2 budjet sampai kejer...
ermmm...
xkan nk rompak 7e...
hehehhee...
rompak 7e antara idea bangang yg memberku syorkan lepas tgk muvee ocean's twelve...
hehehehhe....pkir nak dpt wet senang jer...yg kasi idea rompakan ni pon kejer kat 7e...woha...

MLM?
multi level marketing...(mak den pon join,hehe)
ermmm bisnes camni mmg x best...
pandai ckp, mulut manis, terer jual cong...
ckap manis bagai menanam tebu dipinggir bibir...
org camni bole la...
if pemalu, ckp english betarabur,xder style, xyah la join...
kompem terjun bangunan...
yer la wat loan beribu2 hope ble jd kaya lg 2 3 bulan...
ape citer?
if camtu sume org wat MLM jer la...
xyah jual air tebu kat pasar mlm...
bisnes xjln, tp loan byr blk...
if wat loan kat bank - blacklist, nk beli rumah pon xle pastu.
if pinjam wet kat parents - bontot panas duk umah...janji nak bayar,
tp x ble bayar...parents nk g haji nk pkai duit.
pinjam along - ape lagi, ks jer la jari tu, sebulan sebatang
ckup setahun mkn pon org suapkn.

tgk member2, sedare2 aku..
time ajak poyo abis...
"kompem pendi, ko bg jer duit loan ko tu half kat aku"
"kalo x jd camner jang?"
"alah ko x caya kat aku ker,ko blk aku tgu ko kat klia dgn bmw la wei"
lucky time tu wet ku lambat masok...
kalo x keter kancil pon aku xle beli...huhu...

so MLM ni...
mebyusahkn org bawah...
org atas kaya raye...
yg bawah jd balaci...
org atas pakai ferari...
org bawah pkai la bmw m3...
lpas 3 4 bulan kne tarik...
xle cr org bwh...bisnes x jln...
so bines ni self-distructing...

bela kambing?
ermmmm...
g kursus, wat loan skit, cr baka kat fama.
tanah? ermm tanah bapak aku tu dekat dgn hutan.
mau kne telan kambing dgn rimau.
1 g tanah sebelah jln ketapi, takot kne langgar plak kambing dgn ketapi.
if bising sgt pon xle, process mengawan mereka akn tergangu..hehehe...

memeber ku ade tanah...
tp jauh skit kat johor...
die ckp memebr die ble tlg jage...
modal besar gak la...
tp if dpt hasil puas ati...
every month ble mkn hasil...
tp nk tgu die beranak pinak tu yg lame...
member aku ckp kne tgu atlis 1 2 tahun...
baru best...
almaak..aku ade 1 2 bulan jer...
kalo lg 2 3 tahun bukan kambing tu ejr dpt anak...
aku pon dah dpt anak kot...hehe...

so xle arr...
member aku ckp xper...
bisnes ni dah tue nnt pon ble wat...
"wat duit pencen eddie...kalo anak2 ko x ingt nk ks duit kt ko"
wohaa..btol gak tu...mne la tau...
anak2 aku luper daratan...nk terebang jer...
smoke on d water...wkkakakakkaka....

"wei try la bela cacing"
"cacing? watper? gali jer la kat pelimbah tu, berjuta ade"
"tu skit, bela jual byk2, 1tan kalo ble"
"gilo apo, nk wat umpan sampai 1 tan"
"adoyai, wat umpan tu ko mkn,tp yg ni jual wat baja, brg kosmetic"
"oooo"
"now demand tinggi ma cacing"

tp same gak...
nak kne tgu atlis...2 3 moths...
time tu aku dah nk g interview...
so yg ni pon sruh member aku kiv...
tp die nk wat trus..ok la...
nnt dah on..aku letak share jer la...

cookies?
ermmmm...
bunyi mcm...
cookies? wat d heck?
sape nk buat? sape nk bungkus? sape nk jage oven?
lagi best, nk jual kat sape? raya org mkn cookies?
ermmm nak jual kat mne?

memebr aku ckp jgn risau...
die wat kat umah...workers die ade...(org gaji mak die)
aku just cr buyer n tempat strategik nk jual...
member aku ckp kalo dpt sekolah lg best...
bdk2 sekola ske mkn cookies...

cantik gak tu...
member aku rmai jd cikgu skang...
nk masok tru kantin sekolah xleh..
org kantin x ks..kompititer konun...
arghhhhh...melayu sengal, takot nak bersaing.
xper aku gne member cikgu sekola.
lg senang, cikgu displin plak tu.
if murid wat salah, kne beli sebungkus...
perghhh kalo 100 org wat salah...wooooo...
kalo 1 sekola wat salahhhh..pakcik kayoooooooooooooo...

bisnes cookies ni plg cool,best aku rase...
time bln pose, sambil jual air...
ble tumpang cookies sekali..
xkan la member aku x ks...dah 20 thn kawan bek...
dr zaman sekolah aku tlg die bukak payung kat pasar mlm...
mst bole nyer...

ok la...
insyaallah...
kalo ade rezeki...
mmg aku bakal menjadi 1st tauke cookies kat port dickson...
lepas tu try exten bisnes sluruh msia...
thn south east asia..
thn europe...
usihhhh luper plak modal...
rumah member aku kat kl...
nk g amik cookies modal lg...
duit minyak keter, tol..adoyai...
ermmm nk start bisnes ni...
simpan skit2 wet...
cancel beli slr...
so ble la kot...simpan modal...

dah terbyg jual cookies ni.
"cookies cookies cookies"...
"adik2 mkn la cookies ini. ble menambahkn daya ingatan"
hehehe...

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