moscow

in the taxi.

passanger "so there we r goin"
"ermmm u seat belt broken, it wont fasten"


taxi driver "why u need fasten?"

passanger "coz its d law"

taxi diver "u do that, police will stop us, they think sumting wrong"

"welkom to moscow"

pereriv

syeto tee smeotsa?

ermm sir, mozna sicas sedelaem perirev. do dvux cisov.

pachimu?

unas nada citat jumaat namas...i uzhe sekazali ranshe.

ermm...no dosen uzhe gavirit ne mozhet, ya ne magu prapustit.

pazhalusta sir, prosta sevodnya...

ya ne protiv, prosta eta ne maya problema.
esli dosen zenaete, eta budit bolsyaya problema...

arghhhhhhhhhhh (dalam ati jer)
xarasho, esli tak, davai 20 minut pereriv.

ermm...xarasho, bistrinka pazhalusta.

rishi's beday

lovely spring

bubye winter

cookies

lg 3 bln blk tanah melayu.
pastu pose n raya.
pas raya interview.
pastu kejer kot.

b4 interview ade la 2 3 bulan yg free.
ermmm...
time ni mst dgunekan dgn berhikmah. hehe.

bulan pose tlg member bisnes air.
bole la dpt wet skit nak beli bunga api time raya.
tp raya kali ni kompem anak2 buah mintak duit raya.
adoyai...
"ajuhhhh abg nyer baju raya pon nenek ko yg ks wet".
erm tp2 bdk mne paham.
diorang ingt aku hilang g kejer kot kat obersea kot.
so bdk ni nyer mentality org dah kejer kne ks wet kat bdk sekola.
x aci btol, eden bolom kojorrr...
kalo 2 3 org xper...ckup 1 team bola, subs pon 10 org...huhu..
if sorang singgit ble consider...tp baper ingit duit raya skang?
time aku bdk2 dolu2 singt dah ok la tu...
tp last raya dgr adik aku dpt 10ringt sorang...wooooooooooo...
koyak-soyak la camni.
so nak x nak kne la cr duit.

nak wat per?

time is too short...
camner nk cr wet?
nk bisnes, adoyai...
aku takot btol kne tipu lg...
dah la duit yg ade ckup2 budjet sampai kejer...
ermmm...
xkan nk rompak 7e...
hehehhee...
rompak 7e antara idea bangang yg memberku syorkan lepas tgk muvee ocean's twelve...
hehehehhe....pkir nak dpt wet senang jer...yg kasi idea rompakan ni pon kejer kat 7e...woha...

MLM?
multi level marketing...(mak den pon join,hehe)
ermmm bisnes camni mmg x best...
pandai ckp, mulut manis, terer jual cong...
ckap manis bagai menanam tebu dipinggir bibir...
org camni bole la...
if pemalu, ckp english betarabur,xder style, xyah la join...
kompem terjun bangunan...
yer la wat loan beribu2 hope ble jd kaya lg 2 3 bulan...
ape citer?
if camtu sume org wat MLM jer la...
xyah jual air tebu kat pasar mlm...
bisnes xjln, tp loan byr blk...
if wat loan kat bank - blacklist, nk beli rumah pon xle pastu.
if pinjam wet kat parents - bontot panas duk umah...janji nak bayar,
tp x ble bayar...parents nk g haji nk pkai duit.
pinjam along - ape lagi, ks jer la jari tu, sebulan sebatang
ckup setahun mkn pon org suapkn.

tgk member2, sedare2 aku..
time ajak poyo abis...
"kompem pendi, ko bg jer duit loan ko tu half kat aku"
"kalo x jd camner jang?"
"alah ko x caya kat aku ker,ko blk aku tgu ko kat klia dgn bmw la wei"
lucky time tu wet ku lambat masok...
kalo x keter kancil pon aku xle beli...huhu...

so MLM ni...
mebyusahkn org bawah...
org atas kaya raye...
yg bawah jd balaci...
org atas pakai ferari...
org bawah pkai la bmw m3...
lpas 3 4 bulan kne tarik...
xle cr org bwh...bisnes x jln...
so bines ni self-distructing...

bela kambing?
ermmmm...
g kursus, wat loan skit, cr baka kat fama.
tanah? ermm tanah bapak aku tu dekat dgn hutan.
mau kne telan kambing dgn rimau.
1 g tanah sebelah jln ketapi, takot kne langgar plak kambing dgn ketapi.
if bising sgt pon xle, process mengawan mereka akn tergangu..hehehe...

memeber ku ade tanah...
tp jauh skit kat johor...
die ckp memebr die ble tlg jage...
modal besar gak la...
tp if dpt hasil puas ati...
every month ble mkn hasil...
tp nk tgu die beranak pinak tu yg lame...
member aku ckp kne tgu atlis 1 2 tahun...
baru best...
almaak..aku ade 1 2 bulan jer...
kalo lg 2 3 tahun bukan kambing tu ejr dpt anak...
aku pon dah dpt anak kot...hehe...

so xle arr...
member aku ckp xper...
bisnes ni dah tue nnt pon ble wat...
"wat duit pencen eddie...kalo anak2 ko x ingt nk ks duit kt ko"
wohaa..btol gak tu...mne la tau...
anak2 aku luper daratan...nk terebang jer...
smoke on d water...wkkakakakkaka....

"wei try la bela cacing"
"cacing? watper? gali jer la kat pelimbah tu, berjuta ade"
"tu skit, bela jual byk2, 1tan kalo ble"
"gilo apo, nk wat umpan sampai 1 tan"
"adoyai, wat umpan tu ko mkn,tp yg ni jual wat baja, brg kosmetic"
"oooo"
"now demand tinggi ma cacing"

tp same gak...
nak kne tgu atlis...2 3 moths...
time tu aku dah nk g interview...
so yg ni pon sruh member aku kiv...
tp die nk wat trus..ok la...
nnt dah on..aku letak share jer la...

cookies?
ermmmm...
bunyi mcm...
cookies? wat d heck?
sape nk buat? sape nk bungkus? sape nk jage oven?
lagi best, nk jual kat sape? raya org mkn cookies?
ermmm nak jual kat mne?

memebr aku ckp jgn risau...
die wat kat umah...workers die ade...(org gaji mak die)
aku just cr buyer n tempat strategik nk jual...
member aku ckp kalo dpt sekolah lg best...
bdk2 sekola ske mkn cookies...

cantik gak tu...
member aku rmai jd cikgu skang...
nk masok tru kantin sekolah xleh..
org kantin x ks..kompititer konun...
arghhhhh...melayu sengal, takot nak bersaing.
xper aku gne member cikgu sekola.
lg senang, cikgu displin plak tu.
if murid wat salah, kne beli sebungkus...
perghhh kalo 100 org wat salah...wooooo...
kalo 1 sekola wat salahhhh..pakcik kayoooooooooooooo...

bisnes cookies ni plg cool,best aku rase...
time bln pose, sambil jual air...
ble tumpang cookies sekali..
xkan la member aku x ks...dah 20 thn kawan bek...
dr zaman sekolah aku tlg die bukak payung kat pasar mlm...
mst bole nyer...

ok la...
insyaallah...
kalo ade rezeki...
mmg aku bakal menjadi 1st tauke cookies kat port dickson...
lepas tu try exten bisnes sluruh msia...
thn south east asia..
thn europe...
usihhhh luper plak modal...
rumah member aku kat kl...
nk g amik cookies modal lg...
duit minyak keter, tol..adoyai...
ermmm nk start bisnes ni...
simpan skit2 wet...
cancel beli slr...
so ble la kot...simpan modal...

dah terbyg jual cookies ni.
"cookies cookies cookies"...
"adik2 mkn la cookies ini. ble menambahkn daya ingatan"
hehehe...

ok saper2 berminat nk oder cookies ble email greenimpre@hotmail.com

gol ker? part 2

sambungan...

team gol ker?
park juzad - manager
wa - asst manager (supporter)

hari tu...
aku dgn park ju zad..
tlg la ks moral sapot kpd diorang...
ks tactics skit utk dioanrg..
tp mmg la cant be help...
diorang ni..join just nk suke2 jer...
so men tactics defend jer...

perghhhhhh...time tonement...
mcm x percaya seh...
bdk2 pompuan ni men lg power dr laki2...
ganas abis, x ingt mase depan lansung...
lari x tgk depan...menonong jer...
kalo ade tembok kat depan diorang, kompem da langgar.
yg takik kaki member slamber jer...
tolak2 xyah ckp la, aku pon tension tgk...
ade tu tendang bola lg kuat dr aku..huhu..
kene muke pedih...
ade yg siap tergolek2 dog g...

tp ade gak yg terer...
terer mcm laki...
ble tarik2 bola, wat skills...
respect gak la kat awek yg terer tu...
rs mcm nk ajak men dlm team aku...
hahahaha...

actelidah ade name2 player yg nk dserap dlm team aku...

striker - zara, eid n nana
defend - chelsea n fit
ultimate defend - anum

team ni kalo men dgn bdk laki pon ble menang...
4 sure arr...
terbaik...
mmg impress abis tgk diorang...

berbalik pd team gol ker?...
hr sabtu tu men 3 game...
2 draw, 1 kalah.
ok arrr.
game continue esok.

cik fitness mmg ultimate defend.
cik soul ok, tp sumtimes hilang arah. mcm tibe2 switchoff....hehe
cik jenol pemalu abis...
cik puteri gunug datok is d best, score gak la dlm cover2 ayu. hehe.

kol 2pm blk hostel..
ade bbq...
sampai jer trus aku tlg wat bara...
bdk2 len xle harap lansung...
dlu2 xnak masok pengakap...msok bln sabit merah...
skang nak on api pon xtau...
xper g...
time pannggang ayam pon xle...
hangus...mcm bontot kuali ayam...
so aper g..
biase arr..trus act mcm hero...
rampas tempat memanggang...
aku pangang la sume ayam yg ade...
dr kol 2 sampai kol 6 kot.
x duduk lansung...fatigue giler..

passtu...shit...
aku teluper...
mati...
luper music fes...
shit shit shit...
aku call melanau...
die ckp dah abis perform...adoyai...mati3.
malam tu aku blk jer blk...
pedih telinga kene kutuk...
xnak kawan la...
benci dgn aku la...
anti-social la...
senyum jer la yg mampu...
aku ckp sory la, luper beli tiket...huhu...

utk cover x g music fes...
aku wat la baik...
tlg diorang marinade ayam...diorang nk wat party plak mlm tu...
wa mmg dah letih abis...
tp kne join..
kalo x kompem kne kutuk g...
tlg defrost ayam, potong, marinade.
pastu lepak2 jual cong...
wat dose sekupang 2 kupang...(astagfirullahalazim)
thn kne tlg msk ayam...(ayam lagi)
party start dlm kol 10...
kol 2am aku dah goyang...
mate dah blink2...
kaki dah x rase...
turun bawah...blk member yg ade akuarium besar petiais tu...
diorang tgh tgk bola...
selamber jer mintak bantal...
letak kepale..konun nak lepak kjap...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

sedar2 kol 8pagi...

blk bilik...
dgr org gelak2...wkakakkakaka dlm blk...
ushhh diorang x tido lg dr semlm...perghhh...
aku pon siap2...team gol ker? dah call...game start kol 10am...
bdk2 ni dr semlam x tido...
men teka teki dr semamlam...giler bangang tekateki diorang...

zamir...pulau aper byk kambing?
ntah...
ans - pulau kambing kat tengganu

majid...polis ape duk atas pokok?
ans - special branch

hehe..mcm2 soklan bodoh n lawak.

thn aku g tgk team gol ker men.
kalah, xle proceed semi.
tp yg lawak nyer siap set game lg.
nway diorang enjoy la men kot. x kisah la kalah. huhu.
lunch time diorang sume break.
park ju zad ajak tgk kabadi.
wa dah letih n lapar.
terus blk.

badan letih giler n panas.
mayb sbb kat padang matahari panas tp angin sejok.
so rs mcm nk demam.
pale penin.
masok dlm selimut.
nk tetido...

tetibe...
ade org msg...
aduh luper...
kakak wat kenduri doa selamat...
sbb br kuar dr spital...
aduhhhh...
x larat giler...
tp ku tabah kn hati pegi...
sampai jer doa selamt dah abis...
terlambat...
so dtg mkn jer la...
layan la ns n lauk ayam sepingan 2...
lapar lagi, tp x larat.
mintk diri kat kakak...semoge sihat walafiat...
blk hostel trus tido...
perghhhhh...
x sedaar....
sedar2 dah gelap...
dah nk masok isyak...
bgn n trus kn activity everyday aku.
esok tu start klas oncology...(dah 3 hari pon)

huhuhu...
weken yg hectic.
waaaaaaaaaaa biler la nk study.

gol ker?

ermmm...
last week penat giler...
start jumaat function...
malam lepak dgn bdk2 jamming...
diorang slalo practice kat blk wa...(hehe)
pastu g blk dato...
tlg ape yg ptt...bsok tu ade bbq...

tetibe ade sorang awek call...
awek - helo2, eddie...
wa - yup..
awek - ermm bole tlg x?
wa - tlg? saper ni?...
awek - sy cik....
wa - ooo...ok2, tlg aper cik?
awek - erm bsok kitorang ade futsal, ble tlg jd manager x?
wa - ooo..bole2...
awek - yee..tengkiu..esok tgh hari..
wa - ok nohal...
awek - tengkiu2..

huhu...
ape g..awek mintak tlg..
ok jer la..
da la diorang men futsal...
susah nk tgk awek kat sni men futsal...
kalo kat msia slalo arr...
sume awek gol n gincu...hot2...
kat sni len, lemah-lembut,cover cun, ayu semcm, alim-alimah...
so mmg payah nk tgk diorang beraksi...
hehhe...

tp wa luper..
besok byk appointment..
ade training bola..adoyai...
seb bek malam tu kapten call, training cancel...
so ok la..ble tlg diorang..
tp luper plak ade g music fes...tp xper...
music fes start lambat...
n yg plg wa luper...esok tu ade bbq...
adoyai...

so besok pg tu..
wa ajak la...park ju zad sekali...
konun die la manager...
kire park ju zad ni terer la dlm hal bola2 ni...
ble la die takeover tempat wa..hehe...(ble chow g bbq)
ermm name team awek tu..gol ker? hehehe..
name pon pelik..tp xper...
diorang best...

team gol ker dianggotai oleh...
1. cik fitness
2. cik soul
3. cik jenol
4. cik puteri gunung dato

almak...member call ajak mkn...
ok2...nnt sambung...

delete

huhu..
last week wa dah nk delete blog ni.
seb bek x jd.

bole la wa merepek lagi.

warna-warni kehidupan

dlm kehidupan yg fana ni...
kite xle wat jahat kat org...
nak buat baik pon xle lebih2...
sume kne man-man, so-so, wasatiah, sederhana...

bila ingt pepatah melayu...
buat baik berpada-pada,
wat jahat jgn sekali.

ermmm..
yer la jahat mmg la jgn wat...
skit pon xle...
minum arak setitik, 40hari ibadah x dterime....(btol ker?)
so wat jahat mmg ade la balasan nyer...
naper tuhan bayar cash kat dunia???...
maybe, biar la setel kat dunia ni..,
kalo nak setel kat nerake...kompem x larat nak tanggung.

tp yg wa x paham...
wat baik berpada2...
adoyai. nak wat baik wat jer la...
naper nk berpada-pada...
pahala tuhan yg ks...
huhu...
tp biler umur wa bertambah br la wa paham skit...
naper org tue2 ckp wat baik berpade2...

naper?

ermmm...

maybe...

wat baik x salah...
tp jgn la over...
bukan masalah xnak pahala...
bkn x ikhlas...
bkn prob dgn tuhan...
tp dgn manusia...
coz sumtimes manusia ni bile bg lebih2 die alpa....
poyo nak mampus...
x sedar diri..(emo)
bukan per...
drpd obsevation aku..
kalo la lu baik sgt dgn someone...
1 day someone tu ble hilang respect kat lu...
bkn salah sumone tu...
tp slah lu arr, baik sgt dgn die...
so die ilang respek dgn lu...
paham?
hehe.

mcm tu arr yg aku paham.
dlm dunia ni mcm2 org ade.
mcm2 ragam, perangai.
so kne try faham dgn sume org.
kdg2 dgn org giler pon kite kne paham.
kne arr respek die, bkn die nk jd giler.
tp mmg la susah nk paham dgn sume org.
berjuta-juta ragam, berjuta-juta lemon.
xle la nk sume same kepale.
xkan la sume org nak layan reggae.
kne la ade gak rnb, rock, irama msia.
br la ade warna warni kehidupan.

so kite kne hormat/respect dgn sume org.
tp wat baik berpade-pade.
huhu..bole ker.