Sunday, May 31, 2009

tunang orang utan

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
free sgt sampai xle nk tido.
nak studi pon xde mood.
melepak jer.
ade la selak skit2 notes pediatrik.

slalo lepak n burak2 jer.
n now sume bz pkir nak posting kat ner.
aku x penah pikir pon lg.
lantak la.
ikutkan ati nk g jauh2.
tp family bising, dah blk jauh2, posting pon nk kne nek kapatobang g.
hehe.

rase mcm nk g sabah, sarawak.
dpt menikmati keindahan alam yg belom dicemari sgt.
dpt meilhat kindahan gunung-ganang yg menghijau.
gunung kinabalu the highest mountain in south east asia.
huhu.
dpt merasai kesejukann sungai yg mengalir.
wooooooooo...sastera giler ni.
n juge dpt berkenalan dgn gadis2 sungai.hehehe.

tp hari tu member wat saspen lak.
die ckp..
"die ko nk g borneo ker?"
"myb kot"
"ushhh ko siyes ker?"
"naper"
"aku dengar bahaye la sne"
"uik yerker? ape yg bahaye? orangutan ble gigit org ker?"
"x la"
"so"
"aku ade dgr ceramah, if ko nk g sne kne pakai underwear terbalik"
"wooooooooooooooooooooooo...apo bondo paki underwear teblk?, citer aper ni"
"kat sne ramai org wat black magic, if ko nasib x bek, mmg x blk semenanjung"
"oo, yer ker"
"btol wei, mau ko kawin org sne nnt"
"la sbb tu ker, xyah die nk sihir aku, aku yg ngorat"
"wkakakakakkakaka"

macam2.
xtau la nk ckp.
kalo jodoh nk wat camner kn.
kne lak mcm filipino skit. mmg x blk rombau.
hehehe.

ermmm...

ade member aku sorang ni nk tunang.
memang gempak la.
bertunang pon meriah mcm kawin.
hebat2.
die nyer hantaran nk kawin pon dah set.
hantaran jer lebih 50k.
perghhhhhh.
tekejot aku dgr.
kalo aku la pakwe die, mmg kurang luck la mak die.

"erm auntie setuju if hantaran kamu lebih dr 50k jer"
"oo yer ker"
"tu x masok belanjer kawin lg tau"
"oo, saya setuju jer auntie"
"gud2,bagus la camtu, xyah auntie nk explen g naper mahal sgt anak auntie ni"
"ermm tp under 1 condition la"
"oo, ape syarat die wahai bakal anak menantu ku?"
"ermm senang jer auntie, time sy bw hantaran nnt, saya nk auntie bungkus anak auntie masok dlm kotak, then kne balut cantik2, n jgn luper letak riben kaler pink. ok?"

wkakakkakakakakaka...
kompem.
mmg kne stroke auntie tu.
hantaran mcm jual anak. dpt la lawak salesman nk beli anak.
hehehe.

ermmmm br ingt.
member aku gak best.
dpt anak lord gak.
pastu mak mentua die ckp.
"ermm hantaran tu tepulang la kat kamu, pikir la logic berape kamu nk ks, yg kamu termampu"
so senang la member aku.
tp member aku tu tgk la sape awek die.
kalo dah standard die lebih 10k, die ks la 15k.
ble jer die nak ks kurang. mak mentua die bkn kisah pon.
tp die respek kt mak mentua die.
bertuah member aku.

...hehe...

boring la. men PES jap.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

jebat n kawannyer


dnipro-petrovsky

ermmmm...
da lame x mentaip....
br pas krok...
pasni ade last 2exams g @ blanjer cikgu makan.
thn blk msia. tok sabo ni.

"woiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jebat, jgn gigit kaki uncle arrr"
jebat - kucing member aku si han.
ske tol gigit benda bergerak.
geli kaki.

ermmm now aku berada di luar kawasan kediaman rasmi.
diluar liputan.
kat dnipro...shit kucing ni asik nk gigit kaki aku la...
x penat2 men...dr semlm...
1st day kat sni, xle tido lansung.
gerak skit die gigit.
sampai muke aku pon die terkam.
kalo ikut kn ati mau aku gigit die blk.
tp kalo han nampak mau kne tido luar..hehehehe...

erm dnipro ni area port kalo x silap...
byk factory kat sni.
foreigners pon byk kat sni.
from china, arab, turkey...africa.
adoiiiii jebat...die nek atas laptop plak...adoyai...

ermmm kat sni living cost mahal giler.
member aku ckp paling murah nk mkn mcD ler. huhuhu.
if kat krimea tu, pas witdraw jer g mcd, kire time byk wet jer la mkn mcd.
so die kalo mkn luar tu mmg jarang la.
masak jer.
semlm msk ayam roasted n salad. (ayam rentung, sebbek dlu msok pengakap, blaja care2 cover hangus dgn kicap, jadikkkkkkk, hehehe)
member arab die si tarif wat nasi kuning arab tu...layan gak. not bad la org ckp.

nak citer la kan...
kat dnipro ni studen mmg yg kaya2 jer...
mmg senang arr diorang dpt awek russian...
siap kawincerai g every year.
kt sni arab byk syiah..aku pon x tau.
ade yg kawin dlm church g. tp islam g, semyg jumaat.huhuhu. xphm wa.
kalo setakat idop bajet2 kat sni, sory arrr jack....
mmg x le...kire dah mcm europe...
foreigners yg dtg sni sume kaya2...
shoping kat butik jer...
arab2 minyak, chine tnh besar...kaya giler..bapak jual minyak jual babi...
hehehe.


wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
boringggggggggggggggggggggg....member aku x bgn g.
perot da lapar ni.
layan facebook, wat soklan2 bodo pon boring.
tgk youtube...layan aim 16.
cek news kt msia...politik x abis2. kalo nk berbakti xper.
tp skang sume nk boncit kn perot masing2.
xtakot lansung, 1 day ko mampus gak...
politik2 gak la, ckp pkai la otak...ikut sdp ati jer.
bile citer politik jer, xde sape nk mengalah.
sume nk betol. lantak korang arr.
ntah la. huhu.


cop!!!!!
mu vs barca?
woooo...d best match la this year. ever.
huhu. so kenot say aniting arrrr...
if campur sume harga players atas padang ni nnt..
harga tu same dgn gaji2 doktor seluruh msia kot. hehehe.

barca nyer player yg best ermmm...messi n henry...skillfull.
MU sume org tau, kompem ronaldo.
hope best la game ni...attacking...
if men defend kompem boring.
n hope park jusong men. hehe. asian power.

virus h1n1...
shit aku nk g uk july ni.
kalo kne korentin kat epot mmg la naya.
sume ni babi nyer pasal, org yg mkn babi la.
apesal la korg mkn babi byk sgt. skit da la, alas perot ker.
ni nk mkn babi golek jer.
mkn la salmon ker, kangaroo ker, ayam turkey ker.
lagi best per.
babi...ape yg best ntah.
x pasal2 1 dunia masalah.
yg x mkn babi pon tebabit. adoyai.

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
member aku biler nk bgn ni.
matahri da tinggi.
ermm mamat ni mmg tido lambat evyday.
hari2 kejot kn awek die g kejer.
tepon... mcm2 tepon die ade skype, ym, international call, mcm2 g la.
tu blom kyvstar n maxis.
sweet giler member ni...respek aku...
kejer die gayut jer...
selain dr basuh taik jebat. hehehe.
kalo die x call awek die, call mak die,
kalo x mak die, mak mentue die.
hehehe. mmg anak mak la org ckp.
mak mentue tgk pon sejok ati. heheheh.

tp kalo mamat ni bgn lambat.
aku la yg rugi.
dtg sni nk stdi care2 ternak kambing.
haaa...jgn men2...
ternak kambing ni kejer nabi...
so kalo wat kejer ni dpt la ikut care idop nabi.
bkn senang bro. hehehe.
nk bela janggut panjang xle, x ckup hormon.
so bela la kambing. mne la tau dpt berkat, senang skit idop.
hehehe.

byk benda nk kne study b4 blk msia ni.
kat msia kompem bz.
function sne sni.
so if ble paham skit2.
kat msia ble wat progress.
ble arr bela kambing 2 3 ekor ker.
setahun beranak jd dabel.
kalo 3 ekor jd 6 ekor.
kalo seplo tahun...beratus ekor tu...uuuuuu pakcik kayo...
nnt aku kawin mmg menu kambing jer la. hypertension kompem.
poning kopalo den pehtu. hehe.

ermm...
selain drpd menternk kambing.
kami juge ade menyedikn kursus menanam cili merah.
huhuhu, yg ni xle nk citer g.
x abis research.
jike anda berminat bole la kontek fama yg berdekatan.
anda ble mendapatkn meklumat penoh utk menceburi bidang IKS ni.
if ade mase lapang, ble g MAHA upm.
mereka ade menyediakn kursus2 yg sewaktu dgn nyer. hehe.
makanan ade..
ayam n kambing ade...
awek pon ade. ehhehe.

uish x bgn g si han ni.
kate nk g enjet si jebat kt spital kucing.
dah pukol baper ni.

ok la. bek mandi dlu. berus gigi.melekit2 da mulut ni.bgn jer terus bekpes minum milo semlm. hehe bujang giler.
wooooooooooooooooooooo...
i will miss this life so much.
arghh xle byg la nk kejer pasni.
bgn pagi g kerja, pastu kne maki, x tau dose insulin.
ushhh...ble kambing g senang kot. (xde modal jer)
so next month otak ni nk kne hardreset.
dah xle nk set holiday g.
wa da nk grad. insyaallah.


"jom jebat ikut uncle mandi"

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

krok

1. A 38-year-old patient has been treated in a hospital. A fever of 39°C, chest pain which is worsened by breathing, cough, brownish sputum appeared on the 7th day of the treatment. Chest X-ray shows left lower lobe infiltrate. Which of the following is the treatment of choice for this patient?
D. Cephalosporins of the III generation
A. Erythromycin
B. Streptomycin
C. Penicillin
E. Tetracycline

2. A 32-year-old woman developed the Laiel's syndrome after taking the biceptol. What immunotrope remedies are indicated in this situation?
A. Steroid immune depressants
B. Interferons
C. Non-specific immune modulators
D. Non-steroid immune depressants
E. Specific immune modulators

3. An 18-month-old child is taken to hospital on the 4-th day of the disease. The disease began acutely with temperature 39°C, weakness, cough, reathlessness. He is pale has cyanosis, febrile temperature for more than 3 days. There are crepitative fine bubbling rales at the auscultation. Percussion sound is shortened in right under scapula area. X-ray picture: unhomogenius segment infiltration 8-10 in the right, the increase of vascular picture, unstructural rools. What is the most likely diagnosis?
E. Segmentary pneumonia
A. Bronchitis
B. Bronchiolitis
C. Interstitial pneumonia
D. Grippe

4. A 43-year-old male presents with stomach pain, which relieves with defecation, is accompanied with a feeling of abdominal winds, incomplete evacuation or urgent need for bowel movement, constipation or diarrhea. These symptoms have been lasting for over 3 months. No changes in laboratory tests. What is the most likely diagnosis?
B. Irritable bowel syndrome
A. Chronic enterocolitis, exacerbation phase
C. Spastic colitis
D. Colitis with hypertonic type dyskinesia
E. Atonic colitis

5. A 62-year-old man presents with the pain in mesogastral area that irradiates to back, general weakness, poor appetite, weight loss. Oh physical examination the patient is of decreased nutrition, skin and eyeballs are light-yellow. Stomach is soft. Enlarged painless gallbladder is palpated in the right hypochondrium. Urine is dark. Stool is colourless. What is the most likely diagnosis?
B. Cancer in the head of pancreas, mechanic icterus'
A. Hemolytic icterus
C. Liver cirrhosis
D. Parenchimatosus icterus
E. Gallbladder disease, mechanic icterus